While you're fucking a girl, take her cell phone and slip it into her other end. Just before her climax, call it. The vibration will blow her mind. A great way to impress the ladies. LG Rumors work well. Blackberries work for the ambitious at heart.
girl- "I never expected him to call me back so soon! Boy it really blew my mind! DP phone home, you're my hero."
guy- "Next time its my turn."
guy- "Next time its my turn."
by mypetsally February 25, 2011
Get the DP phone home mug.When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.
Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"
'Phone rings'
Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."
Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"
'Phone rings'
Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."
Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."
by Soljaaaah January 17, 2010
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Me: Omg I Had The Best Phone Sex Last Night With Craig
Mate: Omg You Had Phone Sex With Him Again!!
Me : Yeah!
Mate: Omg You Had Phone Sex With Him Again!!
Me : Yeah!
by *emo chick* January 15, 2006
Get the phone sex mug.A phrase that an asshole of a teacher uses when they catch a student texting with their phone hiding in their bag. This said teacher can normally be found teaching Chemistry.
Mr. Halliday took away my phone because he caught me “phone-bagging”
I only phone-bag because all the teacher does is talk about how we should drop out
I only phone-bag because all the teacher does is talk about how we should drop out
by VonSteuben January 8, 2018
Get the phone-bagging mug.Whenever I hang out with them I always get phoned out because they are constantly on the phone ignoring me.
by Michael Cullen January 14, 2008
Get the phoned out mug.During the game of Beerpong. If one team decides not to rerack for an entire game, sinks all the cups, and wins. The opponents must take a thick phonebook across the face for punishment of the embarrassment. The opponents choose the side of the face. The rule originated from Youngstown State University in Youngstown, Ohio.
John: "Why dont you rerack, your going to lose"
Cody: "The beerpong phonebook rule is in effect, two more cups and your taking one to the face."
The game is finished, and Cody's team wins.
John: "What happens now?"
Cody: "Bend over and I'll show you!"
Cody has the phonebook in hand.
"SMACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Cody: "The beerpong phonebook rule is in effect, two more cups and your taking one to the face."
The game is finished, and Cody's team wins.
John: "What happens now?"
Cody: "Bend over and I'll show you!"
Cody has the phonebook in hand.
"SMACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
by lehartman September 16, 2009
Get the Beerpong Phonebook Rule mug.idiot: WOO! i gotz a new phone from sprint!!!
guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.
guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.
by Spaz De Kat July 15, 2009
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