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Ball Parked

When someone places Ball Park hot dogs on someones face or ass in a suggestive position. Then taking a picture or video and sharing it on social media. The person will usally be passed out from drinking, but it nots nessary to count.
Joe was so drunk last nignt he didn't feel it when I Ball Parked him. I must've put a dozen hot dogs.

After drinking all those shots last night, you guys could've Ball Parked me last night. The only way I would've found out is if I saw it on social media!
by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
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Gay parade

A meeting of about 400-500 JoJo fans in a nearby park. They usually leave behind filled and crusted cumsocks and used diapers.
Fuckin jojo fans, i hope there won't ever be another gay parade around these parts again“
by BruhWomanBeater123 May 1, 2020
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Chloe parker

She’s the most complicated person u will EVER meet, she’s smart in some context, sweet, caring, kind and will make u feel better when ur down
But she also has a bad side u don’t wanna get on she will expose ur ass and tell all ur secrets to all ur friends and will not give a shit.
You: hey chloe, how are u?
Chloe parker : I’m fine thanks! Wanna hang out?
by Chlxe... October 3, 2020
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Peter Parker

Peter Parker? Oh yh, he’s sexy.
by plskillmenow May 15, 2021
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Parallel Parked

Getting parallel parked is the ultimate L.

When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.
"Hey did you see that interview with Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman? She got her Top-Romen hair parallel parked"
by Send-The-Asteroid June 29, 2021
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Poppy Parker

Poppy Parker is a ginger girl with very blue eyes. She has awful style and sucks at hair. She is obsessed with her brothers friend TADDY and wants to be with him but he rejected her. She loves teddies as well. She’s so mean and rude but can be funny very rarely. She has an amazing best friend called lydia who she aspires to be. Everyone needs a betch like poppy in their life.
by Befri November 4, 2021
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Soft Parade

When a woman masturbates with her hand
Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.
by J$honey August 15, 2021
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