kick in the nuts

A form of sexual assault.

She tried to kick me in the nuts for no reason so i kicked her in her vagina, then she cried, then I laughed.

by X December 16, 2003

slug nuts

Getting cum all over your nut sack because you have a tiny baby dick but your balls are grotesquely over sized.

"I hear Timmy has a baby dick."
"But that guys balls are like the size of watermelons!"
"He must have the slimiest slug nuts around."

by MC Snuggle Nuts October 16, 2008

Niggy Nuts

The term coined by LL Cool J to describe an African American man's genitalia. Refer to "Niggy Nuts" on the 2002 release "Ten".

Get off my niggy niggy nuts! (ha ha, ha ha - hah ha)

by KLW July 17, 2003

nuts

1. the small round objects that males have, located in the scrotum
2.girls,usually hott ones, like to kick, punch, bite, knee, or otherwise injure a mans nuts, often for enjoyment

The hott girl kicked the boy in the nuts and he fell to the floor in pain.

by coolkid99 December 28, 2005

snorkel nuts

When a guy*or man or boy* has an erection in which his dick is sticking straight up and his ballsack hangs low forming the image of goggles and a snorkel.

I fucked bobby last night, but he had a bad case of the snorkel nuts!!

by SC00TER June 28, 2008

Nuts to Butts

adjective: used in a very crowded or tight situation.

hey, you dont wanna get in on that one (subway car), it's nuts to butts.

by mythodius November 8, 2004

poopy nuts

Itchy, crusty and stinky residue left over on the underside of the scrotem, usually do to an improper back-to-front wipe motion (for those who actually use toilet paper). It demonstrates extremely poor hygiene and is found to cross all racial and ethnic origins.

I was about to get a blowjob until she found out I had poopy nuts. Now I will never get any play because she told all her friends. Maybe I should try switching it up. I heard that gay men love poopy nuts.

by Jack M. Hoffer December 29, 2007