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Murph

The sound a girl makes when she has a guy's cock in her mouth and tries to say something to other girl in the threesome.
Girl 1: Murph murph murph!
Girl 2: What's that 'girl 1'? It sounds like you have something in your mouth!
by metalxmonkey September 20, 2005
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murph

To hang out and do nothing specific; either alone or with friends.
We were murphing around the mall when my phone rang. My friend was on the line asking if we wanted to go murph at a bar on the other side of town.
by josesocali January 21, 2011
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Murph

Muscular, ripped, cut up, thick, huge, strong.

"Murph" guys can be nicknamed "Murphy" as well.

Originated from the hawaiian islands. No clue how.
LocalBraddah: Ho, check out that murph guy right dea!

"Sup, Murphy."
by HawaiianBongoBear March 5, 2010
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Murphysboro

Warning: Currently haunted by the famed Big Muddy Monster.
Warning: Also populated by dillusional crackheads under the imperssion that they have in fact seen the Big Muddy Monster.

ATTENTION/ATENCION: MOST COMMON KILLER AMONG MURPHYSBORO TEENS IS SMOKING WEED AND TEENAGE PREGNANCY!!

1)Small Shit-Hole in the middle of nowhere.
2)Farm land all around, great for farming and burying dead bodies.
3)Land mines all around from the terrorist attacks that happen very frequently.
4)Only few Arabs in population because most have already done their duty. R.I.P.
5)Wanna be Gangsters with toy guns.
6)Lots of bastards that need their balls cut off.
7)Many girls wanting to cut male's balls off.
8)Few girls saving themselves for marriage.
9)Few girls with proper sandwich making technique.
10)McDonalds is discuting.

11)Multiple high-school garage bands thinking they're hot shit, when not.
12)Multiple Hobos willing to shave your back for a nickle, or dome.
13)Once had a stripper joint named Angels, but is now closed due to the wrinkling of the 80 year old stripper.
14)HOOPSQUAD KILLS!!
15)Football team always loses.
16)Best Resturant is in Neighbor Town, Carbonale. Moe's.
17)Very minumum of tampon brand selection.
18)Smells like souage.
19)Boring.
20)Whores don't have any experience and are insufficient.
Bro 1: Damn, that bitch from the other night from Murphysboro was trashy as hell!! Couldn't even give good dome.

Bro 2: Damn straight, bro. I heard the guys at the club talking, she's got herps.

Bro 1: ..... fuck.
by FartEnthusiast23 January 16, 2011
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murphinator

Murphinator is a person who although lives in the present time, lives very much in the past and on past glories. Often found at weekends in Dixons licking the shop window and reading up on thousands and thousands of boring useless electronic facts.
To murphinate... To go to a drinking establishment and pull a women once in the 30 years on the planet and then to claim " I have a good record there "
by Anon February 25, 2004
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Murpy

Jonny J has a murpy, As his dick has the girth of a No.2 Pencil.
by the dead bodies October 14, 2008
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Murphyism

Knowing that something is going to go wrong and plowing through anyway due to the off chance something actually goes your way.
Guy 1:" I'm going to go talk to that chick. She's a solid 9.5."
Guy 2: "Are you nuts? No shot man, just go home and choke the chicken. This has rejection written all over it."
Guy1: "I know but Murphyism is giving me some weird confidence right now. "
by BasedMillennial June 18, 2018
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