mr moon

he is a almighty god who watches over people and punishs when being bad.

“i hate the moon so much the moonlight stops me from going to sleep”
mr moon,”SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

by fjnbjksdjnlkndti December 8, 2019

moon lander

Getting to 3rd base with a guy

Tyler: "Chris will planting his flag in that guys moon. Moon landing succesful".
Harold: "Chris is the best moon lander"
Tyler : "He is my idol!!"

by Ben Mi hover March 30, 2016

Harvest Moon

When you expose your bare ass, spread your cheeks and have a turtle head poking out.

Tim just have me a harvest moon. He better go shit before before he craps his pants.

by Dirty_Hairy84 September 24, 2022

Moon School

(noun) Where a person young or old that is slow, or hard of understanding may have or had gone to school.

Q: What's wrong with that girl? Why is she so dumb?
A: Oh, she's a graduate of moon school.

by moon grad 08 May 17, 2011

Neonetical Moon

A man-made light in the dark (methaporically) in which the dark is for example depression or just a sad period of time. You could be someone's neonetical moon, like how an artist can be one for you. An object could also be someone's neonetical moon, for example a stuffed animal.

Person A: "I feel so sad today."

Person B: "Don't worry, I'll be your Neonetical Moon."

by neonetical moon March 31, 2021

Moon Pie

Basically a cream pie in ur ass

Moon Pie: Example above

by impala.45 October 18, 2019

Candy Moon

Another way to say "sweet dreams" (🍬🌙). Trademarked by Daijobu, popularized on Little Planet.

Sam: "good night, I'm going to sleep."
Daijobu: "Sweet dreams 🍬🌙"
LP: "candy moon!"

by LeilaNoxid April 18, 2021