1.Getting ass on a weekly basis and pretending like your weekly meetings have anything to do with math.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.
Girl who is looking for ass: OH my. i could really use some "math help". *WINK
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.
by friggin kyle August 28, 2010
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When you divide 15 cookies between about 5 people and you end up with around 23 cookies, that’s Jesus math.
by Tylo Ren November 4, 2020
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Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."
Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"
Dave: "Tavern tonight?"
Roberto: "Damn straight!"
Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"
Dave: "Tavern tonight?"
Roberto: "Damn straight!"
by Chaz114 February 16, 2010
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Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...
by PrettyMuchHeisenberg September 8, 2018
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Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”
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by Prince Korr March 15, 2023
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Fan: Did you know that Micheal Jordan's nickname was "Black Moses"?
Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses
Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses
by PWHAT May 21, 2009
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