matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.

The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.

by PsychMink September 13, 2015

math

Math something taught in school

if Jim has 3 pencils and Bob has seven apples then how many pancakes can fit on the roof? purple because aliens don't wear hats. that is math

by UltronaGone August 20, 2016

Math

Mental Abuse To Humans

I hate Math

by Communist Teddybears June 30, 2016

mathaeus

A name meaning gift of god and someone with high power.

Someone with this name possesses the traits of kindness, honesty, and loyalty.

This mn is incredible, it's as if he's name is Mathaeus

by Tristan the Monkey April 26, 2017

Math

A class we take because we have to. Not doing it is not an option

Student: can I quit math?
Teacher:no chance

by Anonymous 77874864836474819102 May 3, 2017

MATH

Mental Abuse To Humans

I have math every day

by ButtyHOle May 18, 2018

Mathalodical

verb, Using mathematical knowledge in relation to something that is being done (ie musical studies)

Everything is Mathalodical

“What you just did there was very mathalodical”

by Cloverdover October 5, 2018