Jerry

A Man taken down in the Prime of his life by women and children. A man who looks at what life could have been and not as what it is.

Man there goes Joe with that bitch Mary. She sure did Jerry him when she got Pregnant. Now hes miserable....

by ClippedGL February 3, 2010

Jerry

a JEW.

Jerrys is --Jewy, Jewpac, Jewbaca, Jewerine, Super Jew, Jewy "bigs" Nelson...

by jewyjewy January 6, 2010

Jerkypoo

for heterosexuals: the act of a man defecating in a woman's mouth while the woman jerks off the man

for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man

when i walked into Stephen Harper's office i saw him performing the jerkypoo with Peter MacKay

Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Jerry Smith

Lover of Brom Bones and Leroy Jenkins, buys Yugioh cards for a living and is a Portuguese Manly Man.

Jerry Smith is very strong butcan he carry all those boxes of yugioh cards by himself? Why did he buy them all?
Jerry why do you like Brom Bones ? “ because he is Daddy “
Jerry - “ LEEEEERRRROOOYYYY JENKINNNNNSSSSS!

by Chatterbox32 May 25, 2018

jerry-rig

actually jerry-rigged is the politically correct name for nigger-rigged.

i jerry-rigged that radiator hose with a rag and some duct tape, that bitch is running good now.

by lemonade face April 24, 2006

Jerry Pregnancy

When your girlfriend goes and gets pregnant on accident off of another guy, even though she was going out with you and having sex with you. Usually because she was cheating.

Guy: What the f*** dude! you said you wouldn't get your girlfriend pregnant, and now you broke up with her too!

Friend: For a good reason, it was a jerry pregnancy.

by Mark2791 December 17, 2008

jerky werky

A silly way of saying jack off, or jacking someone else off.

Yeah, after that party I took Brandy back to my place and she gave me the ol' jerky werky before she passed out

by The Jugulator January 30, 2010