French horn 

A sexual act in which an individual, while performing oral sex, inserts her/his fist into the recipient's anus, thus simulating French horn playing.

Bill had a rough night after getting French horned by Mary; the next day he had to wear Depends as a precaution after all the stretching.

French horn by Panda23 January 5, 2011

Hornball 

Someone who gets horny at about pretty much everything, no matter how gay or weird it may seem.

Zayna: Holy shit dude, those aglets are making me SOOOOO horny!!

Random Hobo: You are such a hornball....

Hornball by Naseem=G May 13, 2009

hornblower

One who gives blowjobs.

Jager certainly is a horny little hornblower.

hornblower by Mr. Nobody August 17, 2004

ink horn 

someone who does a lot of writing. usually with a fountain pen, like an old fashioned scribe. Nerdy, geeky that kind of thing.

"you going to that party tonight?"
"nah ive got to do my physics"
"god damn you, you're such and ink horn!"

ink horn by plonk November 19, 2007

three horn swamp rhino 

Women that are very very fat that hit on you at the bar. So disgusting that not even the light switch can justify that one.

That fat girl at the end of the bar is a real three horn swamp rhino.

three horn swamp rhino by gravytrain95 December 12, 2007

the devil's horn 

another term for what the f*

the devil's horn is this nonsense?

the devil's horn by Uncle Dimma January 31, 2018

Texas Long Horn 

The Texas Long Horn is like the shocker but fold down your ring finger and middle finger, slip your pinky into thier brown eye and you know what to do with the other finger

But since your not just holding down your ring finger you can hold both the fingers extremly far down so that the folded part of ur ring finger doesn't stop at the gooch,With the shocker ur range is limited but with the Texas Long Horn you get insertion down to the knuckles

I texas long horned this girl and i got full insertion!

Texas Long Horn by ybm916 January 29, 2007