Hoppert

an incredibly bright, attractive, and emotionally intelligent teenage girl.

By all accounts, Hillary Clinton was a total Hoppert when she was younger.

by Jason Knowles January 4, 2008

scubbs happs

An exclamation used when something is seen as exciting or amusing.

"Here is this bomb, now die."
"Scubbs, happs!"

by agent October 31, 2003

Crotch Hopper

A crotch hopper is a person, usually a woman, who is very promiscuous. She loves to hop from one crotch to another. A crotch hopper is similar to a crotch cricket except when a crotch hopper rubs her legs together, you can tell how many crotches she's hopped.

Dave: Dude, Daisy is such a crotch hopper!
Mike: You ain't shittin. Wait, she's rubbing her legs together!
Dave: Let me calculate this...thats two, carry the one, plus five. Damn dude, she's slept with 1200 guys.
Daisy: *cricket*

by Baxton January 3, 2006

Beef Hopper

A person's mouth or pie hole.

Hey missy! Shut yer beef hopper!

by the Hogspanker April 20, 2006

floor hopper

An individual, usually in a multi-floor office building, who is so ashamed of the smell of his or her own poop that they will not crap in the restroom on their floor, but instead, take the elevator or stairs up or down to crap in a more inconspicuous location where they will not be noticed or recognized.

Dude, Jim's shit is so rank he goes to the fifth floor restroom.
He is such a floor hopper.

by fro12 April 23, 2006

Pussy Hopping

Pussy Hopping: Only one guy fucking a line of girls positioned doggy style. The guy quickly moves his dick from on pussy to the other until he cums.

Last night I pussy hopped over ten girls in a row.

Did you see Jesse at that party last night? I saw him pussy hopping at least six girls! I wish I were as lucky as he.

by Jake Brisk June 16, 2011

High Hopes

The optimizum associated with potenal future adventures and/or meals while stoned

Sitting on the couch after smoking a bowl, I had High Hopes after watching a Burger King commercial.

by TLeach71 November 6, 2017