Franklin Central High School 

There is always something happening over at FCHS. The common sights are stoners stealing red plastic lunch trays, Antonio and his friend back at it again stealing a bathroom door from the women’s restroom, and the marching band kids literally sleeping in the Guard room or the band locker room with the instruments. Of all the things that happen at FC, there’s no doubt at least a third of it is related to drugs. One year a techie was hanging up rigging for the spring musical and almost fell to their death when the floor plating shifted leaving a hole in the skywalk. Less than half way into the year there have been 3 drug busts also someone was kicked off the bus and had the police called on them a few seasons ago for trying to bring a colour guard rifle on the bus. They were later almost tackled by the school police after driving to school because the bus refused to take them. Once me and a friend of mine may or may not have let a rabbit lose in the school and have yet to find it; however we have found a total of 7 mice in this year alone as well as 2 bats. Also there’s a blowjob hallway.

“Where are you getting all this piping hot tea sis?”
“Oh just the no sleep school known as Franklin Central High School.”

Franklin Central High School by phobetor._ September 30, 2018

Lake Fenton High School 

Home of the vape gods, suspensions left and right, full of rich white preppy kids driving their daddy’s cars. Everyone thinks they are hood. Freshman with higher body counts then seniors. And a kids who punch cops and get arrested.

“Lake Fenton High School Sucks”

Lake Fenton High School by TH3_CH3M1ST June 9, 2019

george jenkins high school 

A school filled with pot heads and annoying freshman. the bathrooms are made for juuls and the teachers don’t gaf as long as you wear your ID. Everyone that goes there is a fien

girl: you go to george jenkins high school?
boy: yea
girl: oh haha how much for a cart?

george jenkins high school by swel23 June 28, 2019

Land o Lakes High school

A sorry excuse for an institution of learning. Plagued with The Seasonal Flu, the November Sickness, senioritis, and Freshmen. The football team hasn't had a winning season since what seems like the Bush Administration. Junior thots block the halls in passing, freshmen screaming at lunch, and the Black Market run rampant. Never ending renovations, occasional fights, and juuling in the bathrooms makes this highschool the best in the area when compared to Sunlake}. Teachers are unable to teach, the [food looks like the recycled waste of a vegan, the trophies are old and useless, and the Mellin Regime is eternal and ruthless. God can't save you if you go here. No one can.

Student 1: Where do you go to school?
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*

Land o Lakes High school by lolhs victim November 8, 2019

Menifee County High School 

Home to inbreds, bubbies, stoners, methheads, and a bunch of fucking weirdos. We got two black kids here, only two. If you go here you’ve at least put one dip in and had Rick growl at you. People who think they’re cool say that they’re from the “Fee” cause they don’t want to claim Menifee.

You’re moving to Menifee County?! You’re better off chopping your own dick off than going to Menifee County High School.

Menifee County High School by Glenn13sucks December 4, 2019

Sacred Heart High School 

Dec 2017
Stituation,
It's with a wretched heart to report that Sacred Heart High School hasn't experienced any progress. Since your departure the athletic department introduced football. Once thought to add pride to the culture has only taken away from our reputation fueling the egos of many untalented “athletes”.
The administration's gone through many changes, now a board of senile people who seek to eliminate fun. Their financial activity has severely hurt both wallets of the parents and the well-being of the school. Tuition has increased with no signs of the money going to good use. The science wing received a high-tech refurbishment. However classes have only used the equipment to make paper boxes. The speech & debate room now has lights, seats, and a window so while walking to the caf you can see the lesbians sc*****ing each other on stage. This program lures ignorant 7th graders into submitting themselves into a life-long of sexual experimentation and identification issues.
To fortify our school a multi-thousand dollar key-card system on only 1 door. However, within 2 days of the installation it broke as students soon realized that by merely pulling on the door with the strength of a 7th grader you could enter the school. Our principal warned that this was trespassing. Do we feel safe now!
Nothing left to say except: sorry. We tried but all efforts were fruitless. Our beloved school has 5 years left at best. We hope that one day that will change.
-Friends

Guy #1: What do you call a small group of 50, maybe 60 people who all dress the same and follow the orders of f***in' crazy people?
Guy #2: Sacred Heart High School students?
Guy #1: I was thinking the Manson Family, but that works too.

Sacred Heart High School by Cheesy Chowder April 13, 2020

Metro Early College High School

NEW EDITION:
HELL as we can all agree on that, this school can rape you from behind and kill your living soul.As a dank memer myself instead of taskstream we have ugh, schoology.We still have powerschool and its still the same.The lack of grading from the teachers make me want to jump off a cliff.This school teaches your children to try to kill themselfs after getting a 89% (The grade of pain).As you try to remediate just for a quiz while you try to study for a final exam the next f##king day.Also they made a new part of the building for little middle schoolers to enjoy this hell too.

Mother:Child the teacher has not graded your test
Child:That test was a week ago.
Mother:You NEED MASTERY OMG CHILD RETAKE IT NOW
Child:But...(LACK OF GRADING)
Metro Early College High School in a nut shell.

Metro Early College High School by PLzsave my memes February 27, 2017