Guitarded

The severe inability to learn to play a guitar.

Hey did you hear Tom bought a guitar? He took like 20 lessons and he still can't even play the thing. His instructor told him that he is profoundly Guitarded.

by Tom Drye June 3, 2009

GuitarHeroFace

When your completely lifeless
staring at the TV screen blankly with your mouth open
completely unaware of your surroundings

Bob: Jim! Snap out of it, you have your guitarheroface on again

Jim: Huh?! What!? Ohhh.

by Trojan_Freshgirl May 22, 2009

Guitass

Bass guitar, played by those who do not own a bass guitar. It is played by playing on only the E and A strings on a guitar.

Guy #1: "Hey, man, can I play your bass?"

Guy #2: "Nah, man, I lost it. All I got is my guitar."

Guy #1: "Then how you been practicing?"

Guy #2: "I've been playing guitass!"

by NoahTheSlash April 2, 2010

Norwegian Guitar God

When one partner takes the inner part of their elbow and use to jack off their partner.

My girlfriend gave me a Norwegian guitar god last night it scabbed my dick.

by Madskittlezzz January 9, 2010

Guitar Hero Herpes

When someone plays guitar hero so much that they get blisters all over their hands that resemble herpes.

Guy 1:Yo Bro I got Five stars on Jordan on expert.
Guy 2:Ew Bro have Guitar Hero Herpes from trying so hard. How long did it take you to beat it?
Guy 1: Five months
Guy 2: Yo im not your Bro anymore your just a faggot

by JaHizzle September 21, 2007

Guitarthritis

The pains one feels in their hands and/or forearm after an intense Guitar Hero session.

Dude, i got the worst case of guitarthritis ever after playing "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert for the tenth time.

by Kurt Ambos February 23, 2008

guitarist

See Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, and Tom Delonge (yes he is a pretty good guitarist for a pop-punk band).

Kurt and Tom are sexy guitarists. Jimi is just plain amazing.

by Ka August 9, 2004