forensic anthropomophologist

Broadly, a person who gathers evidence about how an inanimate object that resembles a human died. Generally, one who investigates how a doll or stuffed animal was murdered.

news reporter: Sources today reported that Billy's teddy bear was found decapitated in his bedroom. The authorities have sent a forensic anthropomophologist to look for clues.

by scott trowbridge September 6, 2008

Frentress

A very annoying, rude, feminine acting male. A word used as the equivalent of gay. It also has been known to be used as a secondary term to mean bitch, douchebag, and even cocksucker. It is commonly used in Orlando, Florida.

Lets say someone is being very annoying and is making you mad, a common insult to them would be "Your like a dang frentress."

by Megamoney9358 April 15, 2008

forestsage

The sexi guy that catches my eye

I love a forestsage.

by melissa morton May 10, 2003

frentizzle

a sound that sounds like a rather large spaceship landing

Suddenly, there was a sound that sounded like a rather large spaceship landing outside of the chat room.

“What was that?” Bolt asked.
“Obviously a Frentizzle.” Freon replied.
“A Frat-twizwhat?” Bolt blinked.

by freon October 19, 2003

Forest dumper

Someone who destoys the Earth, for example, Someone who litters or someone who will Poloute the air.

Pick up that litter you Forest dumper

by Fatty Patel December 9, 2007

foretime

the amount of time allocated for foreplay

Boyfriend: I think 15 minutes is an adequate amount of foretime
Girlfriend: Sure thing!

by chocolate eclaire May 11, 2009

forenet

A word derived from numerous chat rooms, Facebook and other mindless platforms created for fuck and dumps. It is the equivalent of virtual "foreplay" and allows an individual the opportunity to "hide" behind their keyboard and virtually fuck (or rub one out) online. Typically delivered by males to unassuming females.

"I got some some good "forenet" on FB last night and "hit" my old lady like a mexican in a boxing ring"

Bill: "hello linda, your picture is hot"
Linda: "thanks Bill, thats very nice of you"
Bill: "it makes my meatpole stand like a fucking soldier on armitice day"
Bill: "my cock is...."
Bill: "hello..."
Bill: "you there"

by proguide November 30, 2009