father raper

A person you may find sitting with all the mean nasty ugly looking people on the Group-W bench there in Whitehall Street. (Reference to Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant")

The meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."

by Rev. Gideon June 4, 2008

father kink

having a father kink is very similar to a daddy kink. also a ddlg kink (daddy dom little girl). having a father kink is when you call your s/o “father” during sex or anything sexual. its like a daddy kink but instead of “daddy” they say “father”

usually used in ddlg when the little girl would say the following:
“father im sorry for being a bad girl”
“yes father”
so father kink is saying father

by acoffeeguyfromthe2000 March 8, 2018

cooter feather machine

tampon.

cooter-vagina
feather-it goes from | <--this to -->V (fans out)
machine- applicator; plastic tubee

Natalie from Bad Girls Club said (after she dropped it): "My Cooter Feather Machine!"

can i borrow a cooter feather machine?

by thatoneperson(: December 23, 2009

Reverend Father

In the world of scambaiting and the Nigerian 419 scammer who uses the "refugee camp love bait" scenario, this often refers to the leader of their mythical camp. They ask you to call reverend father to ask to speak to them, and also say to send money as the recipient being the reverend father.

It is often common courtesy to make accusations of the reverend father being a pedophile, molesting the scammer, or some other absurd creative scenario to throw at them.

"My Sweet Heart tomorrow morning Reverend Father will go to western union and get the money
Darling please remember to keep anything which am during with you secret to people because am afraid of peoples,"
(copy and pasted from an actual scam email.)

by richardhead78 December 13, 2010

Zero Father Figures

When you reply to raptv’s tweets with “YB better” “youngboy would never” “post youngboy” or “don’t care”

wow look at that jobless weirdo that commented yb better under raptv’s reply’s he must have zero father figures

by bigbaddaddy;) May 1, 2021

The Italian Feather

The male act of lying down on a bed while both feet are placed into a single-loop knot which is attached to a pulley system. Then a female partner pulls on the pulley system which results in the male being positioned upside down. The female then proceeds to perform oral sex on the genitalia while tickling the male's asshole with a feather.

Optional: Male can also nibble on female's genitalia as per request.

Note: For maximum satisfaction it is recommended to use a rare blue peacock feather as this greatly stimulates the asshole.

Did you hear Big Ron just can seem to get himself off normally so he hooked up a pulley system and called Raquelle who came over and performed "The Italian Feather".

by BigRONmcCON February 21, 2011

father

The rationally-thinking parent. Helps you solve the strangest problems, unlike the mother who just whines at you.

Me: So get this: I've got this homework assignment in biology that requires me to use the book. However, we only have a class set, and they're not to be taken out of the class under any circumstances.

Father's possible response: Hmmm... so if you can't take out a book, how are you supposed to do the assignment? Maybe if we looked up the information online...

Mother's possible response: Great, now you can't do the assignment, which means you're gonna get a 0, which means you'll fail and will have to take the year all over again!

If I could choose who I wanted to live with, I'd choose my dad. Then again, I'll never be able to see my best friend again... Such a dilemma...

by Tisteca February 11, 2008