tri-fecta of fucked-ness

screwed anyway you look at it, fucked no matter what you do,

stuck between a rock and a hard place, and some one with a gun

Your wife walks in to a bar and sees you cheating, at the same time some one wants to fight you , but he has 5 guys and your buddies are passed out drunk, and with the whole wife thing, you find her cheating as the guy she is with walks in after her,
then you say to your self
" This is a Tri-fecta of Fucked-ness

by hawkmo February 4, 2010

fecal position

A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.

Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".

by rocketride August 14, 2008

feck

Of Irish origin, feck is what a lady says when she really wants to say fuck

So Mary is a real lady, when she gets mad she says feck it anyway instead of fuck it
Me Mam told me to tell ye to feck off

by yatenga December 15, 2011

fecophiliac

One who enjoys fecal matter in conjunction with sexual pleasure.

Stefan enjoys eating Ron's shit.

by your mother August 24, 2003

feckless

feckless a verb not giving a feck therefore he or she is feckless

Johnny is a felon and does not give a feck about the presidential election in 2020

He is a feckless fucker

by BellasaurusTheJust June 28, 2019

fecofeliac

someone obsessed with their own shit see gagen

that kid just ate his own shit he is a fecofeliac

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

fecal reaper

One who reaps the feces from an anus. Generaly a homosexual male

Spoon dug the shit out of his own ass....what a fecal reaper

by Anonymous October 5, 2003