Engin miskunn

What you will hear when a viking woman punches you in the stomach, before she slams a big ass hammer on your nuts.

Leggstu niður!

"punch"

Engin miskunn!

by TheBlackBox333 April 21, 2020

thomas the tank engine creasey

he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .

person 1: do u like that boy?
person 2: no he’s such a thomas the tank engine creasey

by sexy pornstar 1234 April 22, 2020

Engineer

He solves problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. He solves practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by him, built by him, and you best hope.... not pointed at you

Heavy: Engineer, put dispenser here (pootis)

by Melodic Whale March 2, 2020

B2C hotel booking engine

FlightsLogic provides Travel Booking Engine, Booking Engine, and Travel Solutions to travel agents, tour operators, and travel companies worldwide.

FlightsLogic is a software company that has all the resources to create a well-designed and well-developed hotel booking engine. B2C hotel booking engine involves deployment of a powerful, customization hotel booking engine which has multi language capability along with the facility of being the motive of facilitating user-friendly transaction by the customers.

by FlightsLogic May 8, 2020

maintenance engineer

Plain old Janitor

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.

by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

by absenggsolutions September 28, 2020

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020