computer geek

Basically goes up to a fifty year old virgin who spends his nights/days either waiting for a reply from his roleplay buddy or playing Counter-Strike, has been to at least six World Of WarCraft conventions, and thinks he's quite the pimp becuase he has six or seven online girlfriends. Who he refuses to send pictures. Calls his mother at least twice a day, just wondering "What's up."

Also see "pathetic".

Computer Geek-
Frodo23432: Hey guys, wanna play C-S?
Jk294803: HELLS YES!!!
Gandolf8493: I'LL PWN YOU GUYS! jk, jk!!!!

by GoldFlavoredSilver June 11, 2006

computer homies

People who vandalize computer monitors and towers by scrawling initials of gangs, such as "El Rio". Closely related to underwear gnomes.

Those darn computer homies wrote "CO" on my screen again.

by Aaron V. May 1, 2003

compruta

How black people pronounce computer.

DeWayne loves his new compruta.

by Floz March 7, 2005

computourette's

A condition similar to Tourette's syndrome wherein a sufferer repeatedly interjects nonsensical phrases or profanities in computer-based conversations.

On Facebook Chat:

Person 1: hey how are you?
Person 2: arrrrg!!!!!!
Person 1: wtf do you have computourette's!?!

by nomaamyousmell August 25, 2009

Computer Eye Syndrome

when you go on the computer too much , you can go blind in your right eye. & your hair turns green before bursting into flames

You have been on the coputer for 3 weeks , your going to got Computer Eye Syndrome

NOOOOO ! MY NEOPETS GOING TO DIE

by StaaciLei August 31, 2009

compulate

To Consummate a marriage between yourself and a computer (and your hand).

Did you Compulate with Sharon the Macbook yet? Android why you gotta be so Compulative?

by Recklous September 1, 2016

computer rat

An oversized computer mouse

Move the computer rat

by Billiam Beaver July 6, 2016