September 17 birthday 

The day when the most handsome generous people are born who are destined for greatness in life every if it doesn’t come easy

Oh wow he’s going to be successful he’s got a september 17 birthday

September 17 birthday by Smirkz October 2, 2023

all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe 

1. A song I forgot the artist of
2. The most requested birthday wish.

Mom: hooray Nathan, you’re 9 now! What do you want for your birthday?
Nathan: all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

Mom: sorry, you can’t get that.
Nathan: *cries*

all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe by coolhandlehere69420 December 27, 2022

Internet Birthday 

the date you enter into websites as your birthday for marketing purposes and identity-theft protection

Hey buddy, the internet doesn't need to know your real birthday - tell it your Internet Birthday, April Fools Day 1970.

Internet Birthday by hurlyburly2 April 1, 2009

Jeffersonian Birthday 

Jeffersonian Birthday also known as the Jeffersonian Trifecta Birthday
Jeffersonian Birthday also known as the Jeffersonian Trifecta Birthday is when your Age equals your birth year and your birth year equals the sum of your Birthday Date!
Example: You were born in 1960 and turning 60 years of age on 10/10/2020 (10+10+20+20=60)
(Sum of your Birthday is adding the Month + Day + Century + Decade)
Note: Called the Jeffersonian Birthday due to Jefferson Davis born 10/10/1960

Your 60th Birthday will be your Jeffersonian Birthday!

Jeffersonian Birthday by Jeffersonian Trifecta Birthday October 8, 2019

happy birthday 

when you flash an attractive person, show your goodies, free the nip. a free gift for someone you’re trying to impress. just life your shirt and there you go.

OMG there’s adam driver!!!
i’m gonna pull a happy birthday, that will get his attention.

happy birthday by mr.worldwide_305 August 15, 2021

it's your birthday

Three words that made 50 Cent famous in 1.34 seconds.

My name is Shorty, and it is my birthday.

it's your birthday by § July 19, 2004

Fake Birthday

When the current day's date matches the false date of birth on your fake ID. Not knowing your fake birthday will lead to a tricky encounter with a store clerk.

*Underage kid equipped with a fake ID enters grocery store with intent on illegally buying beer. He is unaware that his fake birthday falls today. He picks up beer and places it on the counter*

Clerk - "You have ID"
Kid - " Yeah, right here"
Clerk - "Great, can I take a look?"

*kid gives ID to the clerk. Clerk takes a look*

Clerk - "this will do...Oh! Happy birthday!"
Kid - "What the fuck? It's not my birthday."

WOOOOOPS. NO BEER FOR THE KID. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HIS FAKE BIRTHDAY.

Fake Birthday by cbb33 January 21, 2010