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When the current day's date matches the false date of birth on your fake ID. Not knowing your fake birthday will lead to a tricky encounter with a store clerk.
*Underage kid equipped with a fake ID enters grocery store with intent on illegally buying beer. He is unaware that his fake birthday falls today. He picks up beer and places it on the counter*
Clerk - "You have ID"
Kid - " Yeah, right here"
Clerk - "Great, can I take a look?"
*kid gives ID to the clerk. Clerk takes a look*
Clerk - "this will do...Oh! Happy birthday!"
Kid - "What the fuck? It's not my birthday."
WOOOOOPS. NO BEER FOR THE KID. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HIS FAKE BIRTHDAY.
Clerk - "You have ID"
Kid - " Yeah, right here"
Clerk - "Great, can I take a look?"
*kid gives ID to the clerk. Clerk takes a look*
Clerk - "this will do...Oh! Happy birthday!"
Kid - "What the fuck? It's not my birthday."
WOOOOOPS. NO BEER FOR THE KID. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HIS FAKE BIRTHDAY.
by cbb33 January 21, 2010
Get the Fake Birthdaymug.