beer factor

A simple attempt to measure and quantify the amount of alcohol needed in order for you (or your friend) to willingly copulate with any given female. A fun game to play in a pub, the standard of measurement is one draw (draft) of an average strength American beer. While a reasonably attractive female may rate a 5-6 beer factor, a more homely specimen may require a 12 or 15 beer factor. On the other hand, a very attractive female may not warrant the need for any beer at all, resulting in the prized "ZBF" or "Zero Beer Factor".

Frank was scoping over some fat broad playing pool in the back room. She looked like a dyke to me. She was so fugly that she was probably a 24 beer factor.

by Frank Klaune January 23, 2005

Beer Goggles Bitch

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A "beer goggles bitch" is an ugly woman you pick up at the bar at 2:30 AM when you are totally plastered. When you wake up, you can't believe what your eyes are showing you that you dragged home!

by Mike Bozdog June 20, 2006

Beer League

An organized sports venue in which participants focus their efforts on both the event at hand and the post and pre-game cermonies which include large consumptions of alcoholic beverages. Generally, these athletes take their involvement too seriously, comparing themselves to professional athletes.

A great example can be found at www.dogpoundsoftball.com

This is an example of a team participating in beer league softball team

by Bryan the softball guru April 13, 2006

beer pong

n. A drinking game in which players attempt to throw ping pong balls across a table into an opponent's half-filled cups of beer. Players are required to drink the beer from any of their cups into which the opponent throws a ball. The first player to hit all their opponent's cups wins. The loser is required to drink whatever beer is left on the table (in opponent's cups). For sanitary reasons a cup of water is kept at either end of the table to wash the balls off after each throw, but if you've ever played you know it doesn't really help.

Note: Table size, number of players/cups, and house rules concerning bounces, misses, and crossovers vary depending on the college/fraternity/drinking club involved.

After that 20 oz. Jack & coke and five games of beer pong, I was definitely feeling a buzz. Rock on apartment 306.

by Jon January 19, 2004

beer cancer

An incredibly brutal hangover, one that lasts for several days. Symptoms are much harsher than a regular hangover, incluning aches that affect the whole body and a reaction to
further alcohol similar to Alex from A Clockwork Orange when exposed to violence

'Fancy a pint?'
'Sorry mate I'm off the pop. Bad case of Beer Cancer

by theshane August 16, 2006

titties an beer

what men love most

gonna go down to the peeler bar an have some titties an beer

by yo mamma May 11, 2003

beer fucked

Experiencing the effects of drinking significant quantities of alcohol.

I told Arnold that I would be right over to his place, but I was so beer fucked that I couldn't put my pants on.

by zwibble de jah jah June 27, 2006