Barbed

When a woman with a very loose vagina places her twat on a man's face so that he can't breath.

Roeland's mom Barbed Cal, when they were going at it last night.

by Don March 20, 2003

barney

A scandal-walker, a young man who attempts to go too far with his dates. A lothario.

Eunice, keep away from that barney. If you don't let him pet he makes you get out and walk.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

banned

When somebody says something you do not agree with, so you exclude them from your conversation by using the word ' banned '

girl: so what did you do last night after the party? did you sneak out?

other girl: nah i went to sleep. i got scared.

girl: your banned!

by Trackstarrrrr May 22, 2005

burned flop tart

word used by white people to describe ugly black girls with floppy titties.

I saw some mad burned flop tarts today.

by Bob Jenkins May 13, 2005

Barnetts

A family that was originated in Crosspool, Sheffield. The family is well known around the streets of Sheffield.

They have nicknames such as 'Dransfield Road Wonders', 'The Barnett package' and more.
The known family includes the parents Johnathan and Joanna along with there 2 very special sons, Samuel (The more nerdy one) And Matthew (Stem - The more depressive Emo one).

Close friends usually mock the son Matthew for being such a dopey chuff. These friends vary from Sam Whelan to Lawrence Snowden.

"Hey guys, i saw the Barnetts today"
"Aw, nice one. Was Sam there?"
"Yeah, all 4 of them"

by niktA maS July 29, 2009

Barnell

1. Slang for asshole.

2. One who is completely consumed with oneself but can get whatever he wants and get away with whatever he wants. Known for dating woman to use their rich parents. Usually an alcoholic.

Dude! that barnell just took my dog and punted it into the ocean!

Sucks for you man... want to make out?

by brosky smosky July 10, 2010

Barnesey

To do something in which everything goes wrong, or to get so drunk that you need help from a crying scouse girl.

Person A emerges after a heavy night with a lot of sick

Person B: 'You had a right Barnesey last night'

by Norwich Ninja January 22, 2011