African-American Friday

The way idiots refer to Black Friday.
Similarly, an idiot of this caliber might say "Hand me that African American Crayon."

"Let's go buy some stuff on African-American Friday!"
"Are you stupid?"

by Juliette's So Snazzy March 4, 2016

map of africa

A slang term to describe the visual appearance of a persons undergarments after they have soiled themsleves.

Whats that smell?

I've just drawn a map of Africa in my pants.

Dirty bastard.

by shakes spears May 31, 2009

Africa-Face funny

Something that is just as funny as the joke in Get Him to the Greek where the African American says, "I just play the drums and make the Africa face!"

Did you hear Johnny making fun of Julie last night? He was being Africa-Face funny!

by Jay5273 September 12, 2011

african ingenuity

the politically correct term for nigger rigging

With a little african ingenuity, the mechanic was able to get the car running.

by jenpen January 6, 2009

Africa

The de-stressing feeling one gets when listening to Toto's "Africa". Usually initiated after enduring extreme stress or irritation. The feeling is often accompanied by a strong urge to move, which results in a "African animal like"/"Orangutan" arm swinging dance.

"Lisa is driving me crazy, I feel like I'm going to explode. I really need to Africa right now"

by Samponanna April 19, 2009

African American woman

A strong protective nurturing being of african decent.

I am a strong african American woman

by Shenneice IneedMoney Moore July 31, 2016

African Diet

When you realy need to shed a few hundred pounds and nothing is working you turn to an African Diet. a african diet is when you eat no food and drink nothing for a long period of time any where from a few days to a few week depending on your weight.

Hay dave did you hear tom lost 250 pounds on his african diet. Ya bill i know he was a real cow before but now he looks like a bird with all that extra skin.

by maximojones April 22, 2011