Definitions by Jay5273

Africa-Face funny

Something that is just as funny as the joke in Get Him to the Greek where the African American says, "I just play the drums and make the Africa face!"

Did you hear Johnny making fun of Julie last night? He was being Africa-Face funny!

Africa-Face funny by Jay5273 September 12, 2011

micrommercial 

A mini commercial usually played on local stations. Its about 10 seconds in duration, but plays about every third slot.

"I hate this micrommercial, why do they have to play it so much?"

micrommercial by jay5273 September 12, 2011

iPhone claw 

Refers to the claw-like deformity your hand takes after spending hours browsing one-handed on your iPhone or smart phone.

Dude 1: "Dude, what's wrong with your right hand?"

Dude 2: "I was up all night using my facebook app on my iPhone, now I have the iPhone claw."

Dude 1: "You should see someone about that."

iPhone claw by Jay5273 May 17, 2011

South Esteem 

A nickname for a man's genetalia when it has been abused. The abuse can range from a swift kick in that region, or being teased by a girl and has blue balls as a result.

She must have bruised your south esteem last night after wearing that mini skirt then not putting out!

South Esteem by Jay5273 April 23, 2011

Hitler Muffstache 

When a woman's pubic hair resembles that of Hitler's moustache.

I accidentally gave myself a Hitler Muffstache when the razor slipped.

Hitler Muffstache by Jay5273 March 13, 2011