Water Dog

The state of the male sex organ in which it is huge but not actually erect. Usually just before or after erection when it hangs down impressively inflated but not hard. Also known as a "Big Soft."

I'm glad I had a "Water Dog" instead of "shrinkage" when I had to drop my pants for that hot nurse.

by MartialV December 30, 2007

rusty water

The results of a late night of curry munching or when in severe need of fibre. (runny shit) See ghandi's revenge and ring sting

My rusty water splattered all over the bowl.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

Potable Water

Drinkable water.

Mexico does not have any potable water.

by JJ March 16, 2004

Water Snob

Someone whom only drinks very expensive bottled water...

That woman is a crazy Water Snob she paid $15.00 for a bottle of water.

by slamhounder March 7, 2011

Watering the owl

"Just watering the Owl" -To politely and quietly suffer the "assistance"/advice of someone less experienced/knowledgeable than you in your field...

A: He said WHAT would fix that known issue!? Why didn't you tell him to RTFM?
B: Just watering the owl man...I didn't have the energy for discourse today...

by tuoxam February 20, 2011

testing the waters

-- when you have no idea if something works, and you go at it tentatively
-- metaphorically like sticking your finger in coffee or tea to see if too hot

was just testing the waters, wasn't really serious

by quickify February 22, 2017

janitor water

A drink, invented at Princeton University by a priscologist, that looks remarkably similar to janitor water with its greenish hue. Such a concoction involves filling 1/5 of the glass with root beer, 3/5 with blue Powerade, and 1/5 with Sprite.

Joe: Hey, I'm going to grab some drinks, anyone want anything?
Bob: Yea, I'll get a janitor water. Thanks.

Girl: Ewwww, what is that? Why would you drink that?
Guy: It's called janitor water, it's too manly for you.

by speakerboxgirl January 20, 2011