Walking Stool

To refer to somebody as a walking piece of shit.

Who invited this walking stool to the party?

by Cipote August 10, 2020

Squeegee walk

When your feet point outwards giving the illusion that your squeegeeing water on the floor with your feet.

look at the jew fro..with the t-rex arms doing the squeegee walk. He looks like a fool

by HIGH PRESSURE January 4, 2013

Jersey-walk

A term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. Usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. Use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. Named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, badass New Jerseyans.

"I jersey-walked through the entire store and got all my shopping done in 10 minutes flat."

by heatherhez March 9, 2012

Goom Walk

Its when you are under the influence of Magic Mushrooms and you go for a walk around outside, it is an orgasmic feeling, it takes away bad energy, and you tripp alot harder than you thought you were, if you arent expirienced with shrooms you should go on a goom walk with a tripp sitter, ENJOY!!! :)

I was goin on a goom walk and it made me realize how hard i was frying,how big the planet is,and for that moment in time forgot i existed, what time was,who people were, what existence was, and what i was doing, i was just floating through space and nothing felt real, it was one of the best feelings of my life.

by PatrickPeanut May 26, 2008

Walking cornflake

A really really ugly person, usually ginger, that their face looks like a cornflake e.g. its all lumpy

and they can walk because they have legs

yo man check out craig over there" "yea man hes a total walking cornflake

by WxL November 24, 2011

Terlingua Walking

Verb: The act of urinating while walking, especially whilst roaming the desert with one’s friends so said friends don’t have to wait for the one urinating.

While roaming the desert in Terlingua, Jon had to pee but didn’t want his friends to have to wait on him, so he whipped his penis out and started Terlingua Walking behind them.

by ScoutBoi512 February 14, 2021

Walking Beds

(also known as Wb)
a group of people (mostly 6) going in a row of two, talking loudly and gossiping over other people. This is mostly a group of girls.

P1: "oh no. There are Walking Beds."
P2: "Wb meeting again"

by aWalkingBed January 18, 2019