wipedoubt

The feeling of uncertainty that arises when you realize that you may not have cleaned your backside properly.

Man #1: "I need to jump back in the shower. I'm feeling a little wipedoubt..."

Man #2: "Rough night last night?"

Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."

Man #2: "Huh?"

by BChil September 14, 2012

kidney-wiper

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007

thousand wiper

A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.

Dude, that shit came out sideways. It was a real thousand wiper.

by RickO March 25, 2003

Creamy wiper

A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.

“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”

“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”

by Shitsmanship September 3, 2021

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick

by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010

no wiper

a shit which requires virtually no wiping at all

EDDIE: hey man, i thought you went to take a shit

PIERCE: yeah dude im done, it was a no wiper

by ronnie_e November 5, 2010

no wiper

a dump that leaves behind no trace of the act

we're out of t.p. good thing that was a no wiper

by kipling January 31, 2005