Perpetual Wipe

A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.

Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!

José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe

by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012

Wipe to Confirm

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"

John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man

by John Dale August 15, 2012

Single Wipe Wonder

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.

Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!

by GCSRT8 December 15, 2011

Wipe n' Type

When you bring your lap top into the bathroom with you as you take a gallient poop. You wipe it and type it!

I have to take a giant dump but really need to post a new status about my cat...I will just Wipe n' Type!

by P Squiggle July 16, 2011

Wipe Break

When a woman becomes aroused and must visit the restroom just for pussy juice removal.

I was watching Fight Club and Brad Pitt's abs made me have to pause the movie for a wipe break.

by Jilly McJellybean November 4, 2011

wipe tubing

The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.

"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.

"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"

by Jakylnpsa August 2, 2017

boogie wipes

Wipes used by people with the brain of two year old.

(2 4th grade boys) Boi! Y u use da boogie wipes sicko!

by FlExChIlLzBy pump boi yo ya March 5, 2019