Twitter

The media app for people who are currently in a mental hospital.

Someone popular: In my opinion, i respectfully think Kpop is not actually that good. Here's wh-

Person 2: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. THATS OFFENSIVE AND ACTUALYL KPOP-IST, T, AND SINCE IM ACTUALLY BLACK THATS RACIST. LOCK YOUR DOORS TONIGHT, I MHOPE YOU FALL OFF A BRIDGE /srs NOBODY LOVVEAS YUO YOU DONT DESERVE A PLATFORM. PLEASE APOLOGIZE, THIS IS SO SERIOUS I HOPE YOU GET CANCELLED, YOU DESERVE IT. ALSO, I FOUND A TWEET SAYING "i hate people who use these cringe dancing apps" ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TIK TOK?? YOU ARE DISGRACEFUL TO THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELRF WE DESERVE A APOLOGY /srs /gen /cancelled /tw

Twitter.

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna February 5, 2021

Kpop Twitter

WE MAKE TWITTER A BETTER PLACE, STAN LOONA PIGS

kpop twitter can be kinda toxic tho

by mark lees cum dumpster March 10, 2020

Twitter

Of a lady. The bit of skin between the twat and the shitter. More commonly known as the barse (males). Just like the utterly useless social networking site, this is an utterly useless area of the body.

Higher.... Higher..... for christ sake higher your still licking my twitter!

by poostix December 11, 2009

Twitterbreak

Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter.com

Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!"

Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"

Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!

by Dexi February 17, 2009

Twitterlebrity

Friendless exhibitionists randomly bragging about their unexeptional lives, via twitter

Exmaple Twitterlebrity Tweets:

A) Tweet: Just found a parking spot.

B) Tweet: At (insert trendy nightclub here)

C) Tweet: At the free clinic, uh ohhhh..

by FrontPaged April 14, 2009

Twitterbug

Someone who spends a great deal of their time on micro blogging service, Twitter.

“Why are you spending so much of your time on Twitter? If you’re not careful, you’ll turn into a Twitterbug.”

by Prof Bruce November 9, 2009

twitterholinsomniacs

Derived from twitterholic and insomniac, kinda like twitterhol(insomnia) umm.. ic.

@tweet Don't go to sleep. Stay up with me and the rest of the Twitterholinsomniacs. <---new word. Dope.

by bwilstyle May 22, 2010