field tweet

A twitter update from someone overseas, usually gory.

Guy: "Dude... just blew away a man's jaw"

Girl: "Excuse me?"

Suggestive Standerby: "Whoa! Kid! No field tweets"

(as from Doonesbury)

by KallieT April 26, 2009

junk tweet

Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.

What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?

by snapboom July 7, 2011

Pirate Teeth

Corn kernals stuck in your shit looking like rotting yellow pirate teeth.

Ate a lot of corn last night and just took a dump, looked like a mouth full of pirate teeth.

by Meatamus September 5, 2012

Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.

Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."

by Jumbybird August 26, 2013

all tweet no meat

adj. Describes a person on twitter who is often insincere, often either by outright lying to or misleading other people on twitter...
They can do especially this by expressing more bravado via tweet than they actually have.

{Analysis of Word}
It stems from the phrase "all talk no walk", except that meat refers largely to something of substance in general, as well as, (more specifically) the dick...
Funnily enough, because "A man's substance is largely his dick" (NA), a greater solidity of meaning is given to this double-entendre, (meat).

I thought Tyler was an "all tweet no meat" kind'a guy, but he actually wasn't being as deceitful as I thought he was...
unless he's so deceiving that he tricked me into believing this very thing.

by Not ARealGuy April 16, 2014

Twat Tweet

A random nude picture, commonly sent through social media, that displays all or some genitalia.

"You know you can trust me with some twat tweets baby!"

Or

Person 1: "Did you see the pic James got at 4am last night?"

Person 2: "Ya, that was one nice twat tweet."

by Xeroe July 17, 2014

Buggy Teeth

Slang term for very large teeth, more specifically the front two. Usually quite straight and white, though incredibly large and usually visible even when the mouth is closed.

Guy 1: "Holy shit that person has Buggy Teeth"!
Guy 2: "How can you tell"?
Guy 1: "Look at how his mouth protrudes, you can tell his teeth are huge!"
Guy 2: "hOLY BUGGY TEETH"

by Ann777 May 22, 2015