Oh no our table it’s broken

Shatter shatter shatter

Oh no our table it’s broken!

by Tick-tock Finatticz January 12, 2022

devoured the whole table

When someone slays too much and ate the whole table because they left no crumbs.

Girl 1: "Oh my god, girl, you devoured the whole table!"
Girl 2: "Aww, thank you! Sometimes I slay a bit too much."
Girl 3: " I wish I could slay like that. :("

by Hello3333 August 16, 2022

Prehistoric Mesopotamian Tablet

a cute name for your girlfriend that's older than you

thomas jefferson: hi prehistoric mesopotamian tablet

girl: kill yourself

by sillycat13 April 28, 2023

Never put a stone on the table.

Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.

Even when the conversation lulls, never put a stone on the table.

by ShodunTheShadow April 16, 2019

Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table

What Kanye West said to Alex Jones

"Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table, especially Hitler"
- Kanye West

by TheSmallestBird April 2, 2023

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

by posaidon April 13, 2023

Table Party

A table party involves the use of a glass table, and a minimum of two people. One person lays under the glass table, while the other person takes a shit on the glass. Table parties are one of the few shit party games, as several people can participate at once.

I ran out of glass cleaner while cleaning up after last night's table party.

by sqitso March 31, 2008