turd trail

A shit shadow or velcro fart.

"I wouldn't walk there if I was you, that's right in my turd trail"

by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008

[bicovel turd]

A number deuce that is not tapered at either end.

A large square log would be a bicovel turd.

by Larry Barta January 12, 2008

wet turd

A piece of extremely damp turd that drips out after drinking a shit tone of energy drinks

"He is a wet turd"

by LittleSlice May 8, 2014

turd twat

eloquent term for the anus. Usually used in a sexual context, denoting the ability to perform sexual intercourse on said anus similar to that of the twat.

Millie was on the rag so I banged her in the turd twat instead.

by DasItManeZane July 25, 2016

worry turd

a bowel movement that is generated solely by anxiety about something.

"Dude, I'm friggin anxious about that test. I gotta drop a worry turd".

by HSW1987 April 10, 2011

Turd Furnace

A hot female ass.

"Damn, look at the turd furnace on her!"

by mbailey3 November 15, 2018

Turd Sack

A couple that both has incredible farting abilities and constantly blows up the bathroom

Regina turd sacked in the bathroom toilet drenching up the whole apartment.

by GeenaBeena January 27, 2018