turd roper 

the sexual act of one pulling a turd out of the anus like climbimg a rope.

"hey you freaky little bitch i got a turd hanging out of my butt. tug and climb it like a rope,common be a good turd roper."

turd roper by josh one December 12, 2007

turd srambler

a being who gyrates the fecal matter of another human being with their genatallia inserted in the anus

Look at that cum eater over there (Steve Thompson) he is a definite turd srambler!

turd srambler by BENJAMININO February 23, 2008

turd immunity 

Often confused with "herd immunity" by people who don't want to get a vaccine even though they are able to get one. They believe that because most people around them get vaccines, they won't get it. Herd immunity works when the population that is able to receive vaccines gets them to protect people who are unable to get them(like infants), but it does not work if members of the population that is able to receive vaccines refuses them and tries to join the same class as babies and those with allergies.

Man 1: "Aren't you going to get the polio vaccine?"
Man 2: "Nah, I'll be protected by herd immunity"
-Later-
Man 2: *crippled by polio*
Man 1: Turd immunity doesn't protect against shit.

turd immunity by MissLadyGrim December 16, 2015

Turd Tapper 

Slang for a homosexual, Southern man, residing in Aston PA.

Man... Duke is such a Turd Tapper. He just loves the gooey man chocolate!

Turd Tapper by Rodney1 December 19, 2016

turd sandwich 

someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.

god you r being such a turd sandwich! GAWD

Pres. Bush is a stupid turd sandwich.

turd sandwich by jiggawhut?! October 16, 2005

turd herder 

Someone who drives a septic cleaning truck or who cleans porta-johns

The turd herder is coming to clean my septic tank

turd herder by awafcaw November 19, 2006

Turd Faggot

A turd faggot

A man who blockes a turd coming out of the anus of the other man with his penis.

An insult.
That stops the compition in its tracks.

Luke : "You fucking choad muncher!"

Ciaran : "You turd faggot!"

Luke : "...."

Ciaran : "I win again!"

Turd Faggot by Ciaran Bowen September 12, 2006