A sex act colloquially referred to as 'decorating someone and lighting them up'. In layman's terms, giving someone a pearl necklace and beating the hell out of them.
Steve came into the office today bragging about how he had given a Christmas Tree to Charlene from accounting. I didn't believe him until I saw the bruises.
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Nautical Three Step Process:
1.) The first step is the man neglecting the use of a condom for the sexual interaction.
2.) The female then acknowledges to the man that she currently has razor burn around the proximity of her vagina. This consequently results in the man paying a quick visit to his garage before his female partner leaves the room. He gathers sand paper and rubber cement. The man scratches off many of the sand particles from the paper by utilizing his fathers metal filer, and flakes them onto his previously rubber cement-lathered cock rocket. He then hoists his britches up and heads back into the bedroom to embark on his latest and greatest expedition of manimalness.
3.) He crash lands his gritty cocket ship into the meat curtains of his girlfriends razor burned vagina and then pours Sapphire Bombay Gin on it. And Bill Paxton watches while eating two Granola Bars.
Nautical Three Step Process:
1.) The first step is the man neglecting the use of a condom for the sexual interaction.
2.) The female then acknowledges to the man that she currently has razor burn around the proximity of her vagina. This consequently results in the man paying a quick visit to his garage before his female partner leaves the room. He gathers sand paper and rubber cement. The man scratches off many of the sand particles from the paper by utilizing his fathers metal filer, and flakes them onto his previously rubber cement-lathered cock rocket. He then hoists his britches up and heads back into the bedroom to embark on his latest and greatest expedition of manimalness.
3.) He crash lands his gritty cocket ship into the meat curtains of his girlfriends razor burned vagina and then pours Sapphire Bombay Gin on it. And Bill Paxton watches while eating two Granola Bars.
Gunther from Minnesota: "Jesus Christ was that sound I just heard... a hot rod burning out in gravel?"
Hans from Minnesota: "No that was a manimal about 300 miles away giving a girl the Pittsburgh Pine Tree."
Hans from Minnesota: "No that was a manimal about 300 miles away giving a girl the Pittsburgh Pine Tree."
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It's also known as a penis. Just a more kinky way of saying dick. If you use this word with your boyfriend or girlfriend, you will surely get laid. It is more frequently used when it is between some homosexuals.
Landen: Hello darling. Would you like you be pleasured with my nice tree?
Mikey: Oh of course landen stick your tree up my asshole.
Mikey: Oh of course landen stick your tree up my asshole.
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People who consider themselves tree hugging liberals are often considered to be.
- Pacifist
- Environment Friendly aka Treehugger
- Vegetarian or Vegan
- Progressive or Liberal
People who consider themselves tree hugging liberals are often considered to be.
- Pacifist
- Environment Friendly aka Treehugger
- Vegetarian or Vegan
- Progressive or Liberal
If you're a tree hugging liberal, you support the green party or extreme liberals like ralph nader. If you don't, you're a fake.
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