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tool monster

A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.
Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.
by rising_son July 7, 2011
mugGet the tool monstermug.

tool apron

Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.

A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.
Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.
by Carter Lanecrest January 5, 2018
mugGet the tool apronmug.

tools down

To stop work and relax, mostly used by Scotty Cam on The Block
Scotty Cam: Rightio blockheads, tools down.
by bloodyoath August 29, 2021
mugGet the tools downmug.

Tool me

A whole live pecker inside of you!
I really do wish Andrew would just tool me every which a way!!!
by GAY GOKU March 25, 2023
mugGet the Tool memug.

tool mark

Tool mark: the offspring of a complete douche bag, otherwise known as a tool. The tool mark is the "mark" the "tool" has left on the world.
He's wearing white sunglasses...and she's pregnant. She is going to pop out a tool mark.
by Sugar-coated sarcasm February 5, 2018
mugGet the tool markmug.

tool merchant

A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)
SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!
by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013
mugGet the tool merchantmug.

rusted tool

An underused, orangish object that fails under the slightest pressure.
We have a rusted tool for a president.
by ERB3 February 16, 2017
mugGet the rusted toolmug.

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