A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.
Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.
by rising_son July 7, 2011
Get the tool monstermug. Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.
A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.
A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.
Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.
by Carter Lanecrest January 5, 2018
Get the tool apronmug. by bloodyoath August 29, 2021
Get the tools downmug. by GAY GOKU March 25, 2023
Get the Tool memug. Tool mark: the offspring of a complete douche bag, otherwise known as a tool. The tool mark is the "mark" the "tool" has left on the world.
by Sugar-coated sarcasm February 5, 2018
Get the tool markmug. by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013
Get the tool merchantmug. by ERB3 February 16, 2017
Get the rusted toolmug.