toasted vagina

when you wanna up your pussy game so you put ur vag in a toaster

boy: do you got that toasted vagina?
me: hell fuckin ya

by analdestroyed July 13, 2017

toster

A toster the all mighty god that can burn bread and make toster strudels

Guy1: what is a toster
Guy2: is an all mighty apache helicopter
Guy1: oh wow

by I sexually identify with apach May 8, 2018

Toasted Burrito

The act of one toasting a burrito occurs during the re-lubrication phase of coitus. When the female vagina becomes sore and dry due to dead-fish syndrome, the only remedy is to toast her burrito. Instead of applying the standard KY or astroglide intimate lubrication, a swift exchange for Vick's vapor rub and a fast dive to home base will ensure a successful toasted burrito.

Kelsey is walking weird since Eddie gave her a toasted burrito last night.

by Faster Eddie March 28, 2011

Toasted O's

Getting extremely baked with your sex partner, and having a SERIOUS set of multiple orgasms.

She sez: "Hey, wanna get together and have some Toasted O's tonight?"

by Girl Toy September 23, 2011

Twaster

Time Waster.

Customers that come in that never buy anything they just want to talk.

People who have all day to do nothing when you have 101 things to do.

Someone who spends more time talking about doing something then actually getting it started.

Bad or painful foreplay

Best used in Retail:
Customer: Yeah... I was thinking about buy a computer, but since I have been laid off its been.... bla bla bla bla yackety smackety bla bla (30 mins later) and my son is a computer expert that work for the military and he went to college for all this but bla bla bla

Sale guy #2: Dude! He was a total twaster!

Sale Guy #1: Yeah I could have made three sales by the time he was was done telling me he didn't really need anything he was just out an about.
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Guy: You like that?
Girl: Uhmm it feels good daddy (bored look on her face)
Guy: I am gonna do this to you all night.

Next day on the phone with girlfriend...
Girl: Gurrrrl he was nothing but a twaster. I could have stayed at home and done better by myself.

by askme1 August 10, 2014

toasted western

A black dude wearing a cowboy hat or dressed as a cowboy

Man did you see that toasted western walk by?

by silkycoinpurse January 25, 2014

toasted marshmallow

A sexual act in which a man (or men) has sex with a woman while she poops on his dick.

"Dude, Sophie gave me a toasted marshmallow last night"

It can also be used in the past tense verb form, like "Dude, Sophie toasted my marshmallow last night".

by wutangkillabeezonaswarm March 23, 2009