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Santa Teresa High School 

A school in south San Jose where a
large amount of rich white kids go to.

-Grades 9-12
-Guys in holister sandals that have corvets
-Around 2,600 students
-Blondes
-KKK
Brittney Hailey Woodcock: Like what high school you going to next year?

Linda Maria Garcia Fernandez:Santa Teresa high school.

Brittney Hailey Woodcock:Oh my god.
No way are you like..like half white?

Linda Maria Garcia Fernandez:No?Im Mexican American.Why does it matter?

Brittney Hailey Woodcock:Well oh my gosh..Like you dont need to get all mad and like .. yahh im just asking cause your mexican.Its rare for a non white to go to Santa Teresa High.Omg.

Linda Maria Garcia Fernandez:KKK much?

Brittney Hailey Woodcock:Some of my family
members are in the kkk,cool huh?

Linda Maria Garcia Fernandez:Uhm?I have to go to class,Bye.

Brittney Hailey Woodcock::Okay omg!Nice talkig to you.Adios mucho grande guesto hehehe tata.Adios.

Brittney Hailey Woodcock goes skipping to 5th period.
A trashy, adultress. One who has no regrets in tearing apart a family and keeping the man away from his kids.
A fake woman with fake hair, eyelashes and complete with inflatable boobs.
Teressa the cold heartless mistress bought the man a ring to wear in place of his wedding ring and told him to tell his wife he bought it himself when he lost his own ring, even though he didn't lose it.
Teressa by dozentmadder February 21, 2010

Good times 

Something you say when someone enthusiastically tells you about something that you think is retarded. It generally gives them the impression that you care, but provides an opportunity to get into a new conversation without being rude.

Excellent for dealing with co-workers who tell you about "their crazy weekend," when your weekend was in fact 18 times crazier and involved at least two activities that were illegal.
"Morning Charlie. Man, I had the craziest weekend ever! I had three beers and totally danced up a storm at the bar. It was the neatest time ever."

*(internal monologue): holy crap...this guy sucks ass. I wonder what he would say if I told him about my weekend. Let's see, I did about 16 grams of shrooms, chugged a bottle of whiskey, and then smoked a whole bunch of weed. Then I thought I saw Jesus and chased him down the street with an axe. I woke up in a pool of vomit in Mexico and had to hitch a ride back home with some illegal immigrants...

"Wow, Frank, that sure sounds like a lot of fun! Good times...Anyway - see you later."
Good times by Pollup December 25, 2007

The New York Times 

Complete Garbage, 100% regurgitated fake leftist bullshit.
Theodore: Somehow, despite being complete garbage, George and Julia read the New York Times everyday.
Tammy: Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable, but we'll let them do it if they want to.
Theodore: Yeah, because we are not among those that will not let other people have a different opinion.
Tammy: That is very true.
To partipate in the online roleplaying game - Threshold RPG (usually NOT while having sex)
To Thresh, Threshing, to be a Thresher.
The usage of the capital T is essential to define a true Thresher
Threshing by Anon July 4, 2004

New York Times 

A news outlet/source full of lies.
Bro you heard of New York Times?

Yeah, fuck New York Times! Washington Post is better
New York Times by r59b1 May 7, 2021