food table

Shy people's favorite place to go to during parties.

I just hung out at the food table the whole time during the party

by Dubiks December 31, 2018

russian table spoon

Mixing and a table spoon of a bear fuckers pussy with a shot of vodka.

If you want to be a real gopnik, drink a Russian table spoon.

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 9, 2019

She eats me under the table

Common phrase used when describing a friend who eats a significant amount more FOOD than you do.

"Hey Mom, let me describe to you my new friend. Shes good at baking, she studies real hard, and She eats me under the table."

by Mrs Jim Halpert October 23, 2008

wards dinner table

dont eat there!!!!!!!!!!
mrs ward farts!!!!!!

o crap....the wards dinner table...mrs ward will fart on us

by agc homie May 5, 2003

Periodic Table 105

Periodic Table 105 is a refrence to the substance Dubnium

Cory: "Hey man, my mom just got released from the hospital"
Dave: "Periodic Table 105"
Cory: "What?"

by xyvgamer June 29, 2021

balls on the table

risking everything

a shortened way of saying the phrase
Don't "put your balls on the table, or she'll smash it with a frying pan"

zach:wow man don't propose tonight
Cj:what the hell why not
Zach im just saying you'll be putting your balls on the table

by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

oh no! our table! its broken!

you're fucking annoying and rely on tiktok to build a sense of humour shut the fuck up

12 year old: "oh no! our table! its broken!"

by nixmya October 21, 2021