Alice in Wonderland Syndrome

This is when you find yourself in a situation where you are the only person in the room who makes any sense. When it bothers you to be the only sane person at the "mad tea party" you are suffering from Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.

I attended a business meeting where management and my teammates decided to blatantly lie and mislead our customers. I was the only one who had a problem with this. When I spoke up, I was told to stop making trouble and to start being a team player. I fell into Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.

by cahoime March 7, 2015

magnetic ribbon syndrome

the condition of torpor whereby the sufferer relies on the back of his/her car to convey to the world (or those behind them in traffic) their beliefs, hopes, prayers and opinions. extreme cases can damage a car's alternator and/or skew the magnetic polarity of the earth. origins can be traced to tony orlando though not necessarily dawn.

cruel world! so many causes, so few outlets for my ardor!
i must declare what i believe/hope/pray/opine by affixing yet another slogan to the rear of my car by means of yet another magnetic ribbon, this one in hope of finding a cure for the dread
magnetic ribbon syndrome.

by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

stockholm syndrome

In 1973 a group of Swedes held hostage in a vault during a bank robbery for six days grew attached to their captors.

1-to develop or have compassion or sympathy for one's abductor
2-to grow attached to or grow to like a person, place, or thing one was forced to put up with

Today it is used as psychological term to analyze mental patients who have been abused,tortured,kidnapped,etc. and many other situations

1-After many failed attempts to escape, the woman quit trying because she had developed Stockholm Syndrome for her captor.

2-Even though the toddler didn't like his new toy, he developed a Stockholm Syndrome for it.

by Adam April 10, 2004

lazy little bitch syndrome

Lazy Little Bitch Syndrome, also known as LLBS, affects millions of whiny, inconsiderate and incompetent people every day.

LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:

-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying

LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.

"I can't seem to do anything but nom on these crisps and cry about not losing weight." "Sounds like you have lazy little bitch syndrome."

"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."

by whiskeyish February 22, 2010

Silent Hill Syndrome

Silent Hill Syndrome (abbreviated SHS) is a rare but serious disease, most commonly caused by prolonged exposure to the game, Silent Hill 2. (hence the name)

Symptoms include but are not limited to insomnia, night terrors, hallucinations of hearing sirens, extreme fear of hearing said sirens, loss of bladder control after sirens are done, and in the worst cases, hallucinations of seeing Pyramid Head standing over your bed.

SHS is a very dangerous disease, but can easily be counteracted by suicide.

After finishing Silent Hill 2 last night, a firetruck passed by my house. I spent the whole night wide crying and smelling of urine.

Diagnosis? Silent Hill Syndrome.

Cure? Handgun.

by Hollywise23 July 7, 2010

Driscoll Syndrome

n., a severe, chronic disorder caused by the atrophy of the 'giveashit' gland in the brain. Often characterized by daydreams and hallucinations of military coups and Marxism during potentially important events in one's life. Usually brought on during bullshit English classes when a five page paper is due, which results in sudden amnesia, often forgetting to do the assignment. However effects of this disease are limited and result in getting 'A' in the class.

That kid is humming the Soviet National Anthem and looking up Robespierre on Wikipedia when he should be studying, I am pretty sure he has Driscoll Syndrome.

by Hard as Tits February 13, 2009

AE syndrome

AE-syndrome, commonly known as After Effects Syndrome or Transoftware-conversion, is when an editor changes to the editing software Adobe After Effects and gets infected. They get so obsessed with the program that they change their total style, and often for the worse. From there they get washed.

Some editor: Yo Lytra, did you hear about some editor falling victim to AE syndrome?

Lytra: Yeah bruh, its pretty sad, and hes gone so far he's trying to recover by hailing Satan? I think his name was Shard or something. Crazy stuff in this world, am i right?

Some editor: Yeah, I miss the old Shard that cloned qlwlp edits at the time. I want him back instead of this AE syndrome infected editing style.

by qlwlp January 10, 2022