scoot

(n) - American motorcycle (Harley-Davidson)

"It was a beautiful day. Did you go for a ride on the scoot?"

"Duh."

by Stewart Stakes April 23, 2006

shoot a deuce

To deficate.

I simply must shoot a deuce.

by encino January 29, 2003

Shoot

verb: to ejaculate.

I'm going to shoot....OOOOH! (Splat!)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Shoot me

To give me or to send me.

Hey bruh, can you shoot me some bread?

by n1gjohn March 9, 2013

shoot

Jail and prison use: to send, pass, or give something to another person.

Inmate #1: "My girl mailed me some new pics."
Inmate #2: "Shoot 'em over this way when you're done."

by dyrwk July 11, 2009

Shoot a pickle jar into space

To go to extreme measures after being thoroughly frustrated, in a way that will not actually help the situation.

William spent three months trying to beat I Wanna Be The Guy. After dieing every time in the same place for a solid month, he was so fed up that he smashed his keyboard into pieces and threw his computer out the window. This is what it means to shoot a pickle jar into space.

by Haragorn February 22, 2010

shoot the pony

When you are depressed and can't stand to have your pony see you that way, so you take it out back and shoot it.

You're bumming me out. I'm gonna go shoot the pony now.

by jennylovesyou December 13, 2014