Stiff

Looking clean or cool

Man deshae be stiff then a bitch

by Rocky man c March 12, 2017

stiff piss

When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.

Mike 1: I'll brb dude, I gotta take a stiff piss.
Mike 2: Why the fuck is your dick hard?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants May 26, 2017

stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.

Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.

by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017

spiffernoodle

A skinny, well dressed fellow

Sup,Spiffernoodle.

by DAVE_WAVE November 15, 2017

shifferaw

A loud and very happy person who is very forgiving and loves sports

Shifferaw’s are really nice

by Fsuvxfj January 4, 2018

snifferdoodles

A savage gamer that never takes loses

That snifferdoodles is good at fortnight

by trapmouse1234 February 11, 2018

Stiff

A person that cannot be knocked out in a street fight

"Damn Tyric is stiff as fuck"

by cowboykidnas April 11, 2018