Shooting a Squirrel 

When a girl wearing a Dress sits with her legs spread showing you her Junk.

That Cute Blond Chick was "Shooting a Squirrel" at you during Math Class.

Shooting a Squirrel by Johnny Nomad October 8, 2011

Greedy squirrel 

Girl that can't get enough nuts. Enjoys sex and is always about getting her nut.

Girlfriend to boyfriend:(says right after sex) That was amazing, I want more. How long till you're ready again?

Boyfriend to girlfriend: You are such a greedy squirrel!

Greedy squirrel by Mikalale July 22, 2008

shoot the squirrel 

to look up the dress of a female in order to see her genetalia

Cindy Lou was wearing a mini-skirt, so I was able to shoot the squirrel

shoot the squirrel by badge531 December 17, 2008

Fridge Squirrel 

The annoying person in your office that takes up the majority of space in the communal refrigerator

The fridge squirrel feels the need to take an entire month's food supply into the office environment leaving no room for anyone elses.The fridge squirrel refrigerates everything,including unopened tins of tuna, and also likes to buy in bulk (2 litre soft drinks etc.)

Fridge Squirrel by El Craigo April 15, 2008

squirt squirrel 

When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.

I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.

squirt squirrel by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011

Slow Squirrel 

1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.

2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"

3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle

4. Darwin Award candidate

You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.

E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.

Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award

Slow Squirrel by CDSRM43 April 8, 2011

Horny Squirrel 

To be attracted to every female/ person you see, and to exhibit characteristics of a furry mammal, particularly a squirrel

"Why is Matt scampering from girl to girl, trying to get with them?"
"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"

Horny Squirrel by laresistance August 25, 2014