splashonomics

The fiscal equivalent of #splash.

A:Its $5 to get in.
B:Are you forreal??
A:Its $10 for people who ask stupid questions. Splashonomics.

by iYakedOnYourGirl September 16, 2014

Splash and dash

When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.

Borris: Why were you late?
Larry: Sorry, I had to splash and dash

by safekid420 March 13, 2015

splash bath

When one uses a public restroom to wash their genitalia when in expectation of sexual intercorse.

Bob needed to take a quick splash bath before seeing Jim

by Bigbagofnope December 5, 2015

Splashbacks

Getting 'nam flashbacks after being covered in icy cold water
and ONLY icy cold water, tends to happen at waterparks and in the antarctic ocean.

Ted: hhememmfmmdggghelpppp...
Dave: Jim, what's wrong with Ted?
Jim: Hes having Splashbacks, I told you coming to this waterpark was a bad idea.

by SetOnFireSandwich March 23, 2016

Splash Damage

1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.

2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.

3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.

1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.

2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.

3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.

by stormychild March 23, 2016

Splashadoodle

When 2 fat people in hover chairs splash water at eachother. Also, splashadoodle is also known as a reference to an amazing pre-cum during sex with men.

Nathan: i splashadoodled all over Andy last night, fucking worth it

by Handicap Penadoodle August 9, 2016

splash god

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K

Swish! Another one! I'm the splash god, boy.

by coloncrock June 5, 2016