Getting 'nam flashbacks after being covered in icy cold water
and ONLY icy cold water, tends to happen at waterparks and in the antarctic ocean.
and ONLY icy cold water, tends to happen at waterparks and in the antarctic ocean.
Ted: hhememmfmmdggghelpppp...
Dave: Jim, what's wrong with Ted?
Jim: Hes having Splashbacks, I told you coming to this waterpark was a bad idea.
Dave: Jim, what's wrong with Ted?
Jim: Hes having Splashbacks, I told you coming to this waterpark was a bad idea.
by SetOnFireSandwich March 23, 2016
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Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"
Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"
by fucwad June 13, 2004
Get the splassback mug.The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
by Willllll t March 26, 2008
Get the bullseye splashback mug.A phenomenon which defies all known physical laws when, regardless of size, density, height, force and slope, a dump fires bogwater skywards and strikes the victim directly in the butthole or genitals.
Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
by Evil French Dave July 21, 2006
Get the splashback mug.when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"
by eradacator486 November 10, 2017
Get the splashback baby mug.A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..
Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.
Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.
Above explains it all.
by wayne March 24, 2005
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Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.
Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.
by nocoffeeman August 2, 2010
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