slurp and slide

This is when you eat a shit load of food, and add to the mixture a dozen laxatives. You call up a girl and you shit all over her house when shes asleep. Then you take her body and use it as a skim board or surf board and you coast around on the shitstream.

Man last night I pulled the slurp and slide all over suzie's new hardwood floors. -or- I want to bust out a hardcore slurp and slide on you and your family members.

by slamy July 23, 2004

slurpee

slurpee dude! slurpee radical!

"Dude you want a slurpee?" says guy
"Slurpee, radical!" says next freak.

by candiwankenobi August 13, 2009

Herp-Slurp

Oral sex with a person who has herpes. It cannot be spread through the mouth but still... you just licked some herpes.

I just went down on my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. Today she decided to tell me that she had vaginal herpes. I'd given her a herp-slurp just yesterday

by TheInventorOfTesticleBoner April 3, 2010

slurpie

the slurpie is code for necking...............

gina are u gonna give me a slurpie at the movies theater tonight,,

by trap May 19, 2007

slurpadurp

1. n. The sound the Swedish Chef from the Muppets makes.

2. n. a game resembling cricket

3. v. to play the game Slurpadurp

1. Herba durba slurpadurp!

2. Let's play a game of slurpadurp.

3. Let's slupadurp, friend.

by James Dewer July 7, 2004

slurpytech

the operator of a convenience store who typically refuses to put paper in the printer of the "self-service pay at the pump" gas pump and thus forces the customer to walk across the parking lot and stand in line at the cash register just to get a receipt for the gas purchased by paying at the pump.

Same operator may greet customers by saying "I am sorry the slurpy machine is broken. Would you like to buy a lottery ticket"

Dude, I stopped at the JiffyMart and bought gas and as always the slurpytech was too cheap to have paper in the gas pump so I had to stand in line inside the store for 15 minutes while people bought 15 different scratch off tickets. Lame, cheap slurpytech.

by amadding April 12, 2009

Slurp Cup

Drinking game in which each person lines up 5 (or however many you desire) shot glasses filled with beer in front of themselves. Then everyone races to finish their shots by slurping the beer through a straw. Whoever finishes first is the winner!

Today, we went to the party and played countless games of slurp cup. Needless to say, I ended up spewing that beer back up shortly after the games were over.

by dafash November 18, 2010