spam castanets

London based word describing the labia or 'poon lippage'. Esp. of the dangly variety.

Geez 1: Whats her cootch saying the?
Geez 2: Boy, all good, but what a pair of Spam Castanets!

by Ruthless 1 April 19, 2005

spam cakes

cheesecake with jizz all over it

you better wake up you goddamn jew or i'll put spam cakes in your mouth!!!

by wang face April 15, 2003

spash

to like someone...same as to have a crush on someone

the act of liking someone

i spash him sooooo much!

im spashing so hard right now.

by ClurryMurry July 18, 2004

Spam Dagger

When you send Pam to the shops for some fags, bog roll and spam. When you get it you make a spam dagger and force feed it to the cat until it shits on your mums bed

"The cats shat the spam dagger all over mums bed.. Lets blame Andy"

by Bryoan April 19, 2012

spam

(S)alvaged (P)arts, H(am)

What do you mean, ewwwww? I don't like Spam!

by suisare crasher May 29, 2004

spilly spash fuck

you stuff a girls pussy with spashes, make her lie on her stomach, and jump on her lower back so that all the spashes spray everywere, spillily

i spilly spash fucked brenda last night, and all the spashes stuck to my mom

by skim October 25, 2003

spam scam

A replacement of ground pig entrails and body parts with the entrails and body parts of a domesticated farm animal of another species not in accordance with SPAM(tm) or USDA specifications.

Oy vey, I should have known it was a spam scam at those prices and the "Product of Saudi Arabia" written on the lable.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003