February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a

A day where you kiss someone that’s name starts with the letter A

Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a

by R4indr0q February 6, 2023

tell someone who cares

Michael Reid

"Tell someone who cares" "Oh Michael Reid does!"

by lololol2 September 6, 2018

when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

by anonymous October 6, 2022

Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.

Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.

by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023

take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.

I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.

by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022

piss on someone`s balcony

a way to show your respect (or disrespect)

OH NO! i broke the thermometer so i`m gonna piss on your balcony. i hope your brother isn`t around!!
//oops i pissed on someone`s balcony a few years ago.
//oops i piss on someone`s balcony
//oops
//oooops
//ooops

by idealanakvartala January 23, 2022

to be someone's coffee

Phrase told about somebody you cannot imagine living without, somebody you really appreciate.

I love you, you are my coffee.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.

by TheEveni November 16, 2018