A girl who is kind and cute. She is supportive and chases after her dreams. But be aware, she is a whiny baby that constantly needs some sort of attention. Call her in the morning! :)
by BeckhamSalinger September 12, 2020
Get the Simonemug. Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.
That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.
by 00Daddy November 22, 2019
Get the simon chatermug. by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022
Get the Simon’s Diseasemug. A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
by The master cock November 24, 2021
Get the Simon seagullmug. Simon, A really Cool dude smart funny tall and really damn cute! Blond hair blue eyes or is it green im color blind so i wouldet know He's someone you want to be around he can be the light of your day he's also over protective witch cab be really cute! He's like a bear He can be soft and cuddly and then he can be protective and Strong! Simon in general is the best
by Well She exists sadly April 14, 2021
Get the Simonmug. by CallMeTrashPlz August 20, 2017
Get the Simonemug. I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022
Get the St Simon Stock Catholic Schoolmug.