wagstaff shitter

the lesser known breed of wagstaff, this rabid beast often preys on small children and is inclined to don a small and shiny kagool. also known among shittybumweasels as the nathnath wankstaff.

fucking hell you knobbie pokey, stop looking at that child wagstaff shitter!

by badgerisfat September 8, 2008

shitler

A drink, a combination of Bourbon and mashed potatoes.

Barkeep, make me a another shitler... on the rocks.

by Don Macwhalin August 21, 2006

Dick Shitter

One who excretes fecal matter through their dick/dong/tallywacker/johnson/penis.

Why do you have to be such a dick shitter! I don't want all of your shit on my carpet!

by TKrumb September 29, 2006

Shitler

A person attempting to replicate the attitude or policies of the fuhrer, but failing due to incompetence and/or lack of intelligence etc

I wonder what the Shitler Steve Bannon is up to today?

by Wordznting June 13, 2018

Shitter than Lava

A situation where something truly bad happens, and the only way to articulate this - is to liken it to falling in the lava, when playing Mario Kart.

Mate, I heard about some dude crashing into your car. That's shitter than lava.

by Kevlagu June 8, 2010

unknown shitter

Someone who uses toilet paper to cover the gaps in toilet stalls so people cannot look in and see them taking a dump. These people have tiny little penises.

Some unknown shitter used up all the TP and hung it on the stall.

by F R July 13, 2005

Soylent Shitfest

A show where everybody gets together and throws shit and eats soybeans

Dude, that soylent shitfest last night was terrible.

by This is my maiden name December 8, 2007