Harem Seeker

The Harem Seeker is a character who is openly trying to date and/or marry multiple Love Interests as part of a scheme to have lots of attractive partners all to themselves.
"Two girlfriends will only end up fighting with each other, but twenty girlfriends will become competitive, and the target of their rage will be directed toward each other, not me. Always works for me."
-Kuze, "A Fairy Tale of the Two"

Bob: I've never seen a successful Harem Seeker before. Is it really that hard?
Jake: Definitely.

by Happy tree times March 30, 2021

Soft Serve Supreme

(noun) All the given sodas and energy drinks in a soft serve drink machine, combined.

“I love the taste of a soft serve supreme.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Soft-Served

The act of placing ones mouth around a males anus opening thereafter perform a reach around to clasp the erect penis (yogurt handle) pull down releasing the diarrhea (yogurt) from the anus.

Also known as TCBY (The Countries Best Yogurt)
*prep time:12-14 hours
Toppings aren’t required but highly recommended!

When one man puts his mouth around another mans asshole and reaches around clasping the boner or yogurt handle pushing down to release the diarrhea or yogurt right into your mouth.

I love when my boyfriend gives me his soft-served in the morning!

by 👊🏼👈🏼🙀 April 12, 2021

mis-serve

To ration (something) on a biased or false logic.

“Don’t mis-serve your own needs.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

tweeker seeker

One who seeks friendships out of others to be able to tweek on their meth for free... A Pookie cloud chaser.

Damn Stephan is a tweeker seeker! Being fake to hit the pipe again!

by LadyRoa June 29, 2021

Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 9, 2021

Attention seeker

A person that follows any social media trend, like the one requiring you to share your name’s definition on Urban Dictionary, in order to feel accomplished.

Hussein is such an attention seeker, never saw that coming from him.

by Hussein.F November 21, 2021