A sexy and lovely Guy. Every Samuel Johansson has one rare talent. You don't want to make Samuel Johansson angry! Also famous for he's large penis.
by Logan bruh December 12, 2016

A white man that likes to play chess and gets all the girls. He is so attractive that when girls see him they immediately pass out because of how handsome he is.
by pseudonymmmmma September 3, 2023

Samuel is a guy who has a OBSESSION over Gracie and thinks she’s sooooo fineeeeee ❤️❤️❤️ Samuel is a amazing person who just loves Gracie so much
Person 1: Who do you like?
Samuel: Oh Gracie 😍🥰
Person 1: Geez ur like obsessed 😮
Person 1: Who do you like?
Samuel: Oh Gracie 😍🥰
Person 1: Geez ur like obsessed 😮
by Yourlovelywriter<3 December 2, 2021

by frankflemming November 11, 2020

A dumb ass cunt teachers pet,is in eleventh grade but is old enough to get a job,failure and lives with his mom at 19
samuel is a dumb cunt
by yo mom May 31, 2023

by PlatypusCreator August 12, 2021

Hym "There it is! Samuel 22:28 You are monitoring and harassing people you think are too haughty. I'm not doing your religion and if you are doing it in the workplace it's both harassment and a violation of my first ammendment rights. Fuck your religion. Fuck your God. And fuck you. SHIN...'
by Hym Iam April 15, 2025
