Samonnie

Not a common name but Weird loving passionate, deep thinker and charming. The outer appearance of samonnie is seductive and mysterious, you will never know what he/she is thinking. Great sex partners and long time friends

Wow samonnie is amazing!!!!

by Crossboee February 12, 2019

simon ru

A Mexican who crosses the border looking for money in America’s banks

Simon Ru crosses the border again!

by OilBpil April 5, 2019

Simon

The smartest, hottest, fittest guy in the planet.

Hey is that Simon, no wonder I feel so hot today!

by Synthrostx October 17, 2019

Salmon cheese

When you cum in her mouth and she squirts it out her eye

She let me salmon cheese her

by The dad who got milk October 23, 2019

salmonella stink

a super salmonella + E.coli stinky rat baby

He’s such a salmonella stink!

by Metsi December 1, 2019

Simon Carr

A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.

Simon Carr is Jewish, but I swear he’s cool

by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019

Simon Hemel

His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair

ey ur a goat you must be simon hemel

by Marmalade December 8, 2019