Splont

SPLONT: n, a body of water larger than a pond, usually with lobes, that could conceivably be drained in a few days.

"He set his dinghy on the splont, to hook a fish or two..."

by Skatedad September 6, 2022

Sploofed

When a canine (Dog) lays flat on it's stomach and stretches it's arms and legs to the point of no return. It then relaxes it's muscles and goes limp.

Often this act is observed as adorable.

The Dog just sploofed all over the floor Janis, look.
OMG that dog is sploofing.

by NeatoPotato December 14, 2022

Sloot

When a person scoots their body down by sliding.

She was sitting up in the bed but slowly slooted down until she was horizontal.

by spiroc December 26, 2022

Splooge looge cantena

Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.

Fuck dude think ill cash my check, get high, and head to see Amy at the old Splooge Looge Cantena.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

Shloot

A person who works at EA Sports

Those Shloots need to put an LTD in my packs

by N4te4434 February 2, 2023

slootly

Shortened form of "absolutely." Used when you can't be bothered to say the entire word, such as when you're exhausted, inebriated, or elevated.

"Hey, friend! You feeling good today?"

"Slootly!!"

by Boingidy April 19, 2023

Sploogh

When the moon shines in a certain spot in the world

It’s sploogh day!!!

by Dapoggster May 22, 2023