splootch

when you take a grunt and it hits the ground, the sound made is(SPLOOTCH)

HUHHHGHH...OHHHH...HUHHHGHGH...splootch.....AHHHHHH

splootch by DEEDLEY DEETS May 13, 2003

Splotching 

When a girl pees standing up

Emily is splotching all over the place

Splotching by JETER218 October 17, 2010

Slootch 

Verb: The act of lapping up semen. See also, cum lapper.

Dude, you have to watch your aim. Your dog just slootched your load!

Slootch by Slootch May 2, 2011

Sploitching 

A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.

My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.

Sploitching by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011

splotch 

The splattered crap on the inside of your undies after a violent fart.

I ate a chili dog last night, and splotched my sheets this morning.

splotch by anonymous March 28, 2004

splotcher 

A less voluminous variation of a wet fart where the fart leaves an irregularly shaped spot or stain on underwear or pants.

Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.

splotcher by Roger C. July 14, 2006

Slootch 

Not quite hetero and not quite homo but a cuckold that enjoys cleaning up his wife orally after getting her pfolds rocked.

Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.

A creampie guzzler.

The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.

One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.

That slootch lapped it up after I nutted in his woman.

He slootched it after we ran a train on her.

That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.

He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.

Slootch by Pfold Damager September 5, 2011