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Splotching 

Emily is splotching all over the place
Splotching by JETER218 October 17, 2010
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Verb: The act of lapping up semen. See also, cum lapper.
Dude, you have to watch your aim. Your dog just slootched your load!
Slootch by Slootch May 2, 2011

Sploitching 

A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.
My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.
Sploitching by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011
The splattered crap on the inside of your undies after a violent fart.
I ate a chili dog last night, and splotched my sheets this morning.
splotch by anonymous March 28, 2004

splotcher 

A less voluminous variation of a wet fart where the fart leaves an irregularly shaped spot or stain on underwear or pants.
Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.
splotcher by Roger C. July 14, 2006
Not quite hetero and not quite homo but a cuckold that enjoys cleaning up his wife orally after getting her pfolds rocked.

Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.

A creampie guzzler.

The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.

One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.
That slootch lapped it up after I nutted in his woman.

He slootched it after we ran a train on her.

That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.

He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.
Slootch by Pfold Damager September 5, 2011
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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